MAN: Hello!
DOUG: Seth, it’s Doug Harris. I wanna be my best man (Trauzeuge). … You’re the first person I thought of.
MAN: I heard you die.
DOUG: Eduardo, cómo estás (wie gehts)?

DOUG: what to do. I told her that I have a best man lined up.
EDMUNDO: The truth is always the best.
DOUG: isn’t an option
EDMUNDO: That is one other thing.

DORIS: Welcome to “The Best Man, Inc”!
JIMMY: So, Edmundo sent you to come find the oracle (Orakel).
DOUG: ?
JIMMY: I provide best man services for guys who lack (hapern) in such areas.
DOUG: So, ?
JIMMY: Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings do you think were in the U.S. last year? 2.4 million! … There were 2.4 million grooms (Bräutigam)! Do you think that each one them has someone to be their best man?
DOUG: I never knew .
JIMMY: How you’re looking on groomsmen (Trauzeuge)?
DOUG: .
JIMMY: You need seven, seven groomsmen?
DOUG: I do!
JIMMY: You’re asking me to pull off (zustande bringen) a golden tux (Smoking). Too many things can go wrong. No!
DOUG: But there’s a name for it!
JIMMY: There’s also a name for a horse with a horn on its head. It’s called a unicorn (Einhorn). Don’t mean I can get you one.

DOUG: I need your help.
JIMMY: This is strictly . You’re not buying a new friend, you’re hiring a best man. … No, what’re you doing? What’re you doing?
DOUG: I’m sorry, I just … I got really excited.
JIMMY: ! White people!

JIMMY: Hey, look who I got with me! … You’re looking at your groomsmen.
DOUG: These guys cannot be my groomsmen. It looks like the cast (Besetzung) of Goonies (amerikanischer Kinderfilm) grew up and became rapists (Vergewaltiger)!

DOUGH: [unintelligible]

GRETCHEN: ?
DOUG: I uh, I um. I got to be ! I uh …
JIMMY: I’m so sorry.
GRETCHEN: Oh my god! Oh my god!

JIMMY: Hey, grandma! What the …
DOUG: Grandma made a . Doesn’t she look great?
ALL: Yeah!